Can You Trim Both Sides Of Your Moustache Evenly ?

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So, you are getting irritated. Irritated because your moustache is trying to give you a French kiss. Or perhaps, it is trying to obstruct your French Kiss with your 2nd girlfriend. Jealous mustache! You realize that time has come to trim your moustache so that it remains in its place.



You grab your special moustache cutting scissor or your special trimmer and get set to complete the most unproductive work of the world. You know the mustache pronunciation. That itself is a feat.

Ah now, you can dream of drinking water without  your moustache taking a holy dip in the glass water before it reaches your throat. Now, you dream of kissing your wife a good, tasty kiss without any mustache interrupting you. You realise, that perhaps it is not the most unproductive work after all!

But oh boy! While you were day dreaming, you realise that you have made one side of your mustache a little too shorter than the other side. So now what? Now you have to cut the other side of your moustache a little more to match.

Ah! Now you can go out in the open with a moustache whose sides are even. But alas! You realise that you have cut that other side of your mustache much more shorter than required to balance with the the former one. You. Are. Getting. Angry. Now you have to cut the previous side of your moustache further!

You realise, this is the last chance. If you mess up your calculation and cut the side of your mustache too much, you have to go out with a Charlie Chaplin mustache! Slowly, slowly, you progress. You bring out the scale from our cupboard. You measured how much the side is needed to be cut. And - Craaatch! You cut it! Winnnneeer! You are successful in trimming your moustache evenly!


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